Authority cosplayer: roleplays as some powerful figure because he thinks permissions =
aura.
Wannabe kingpin: has a WhatsApp GC and acts like he's running an underground
organization.
Fake authority merchant: thinks owning a GC means everyone has to respect him, while
the entire GC is basically united in hating his "I control you" act.
Permission warrior: mistakes having admin privileges for having actual influence.
Whatsapp dictator with zero subjects: bro has a group chat, not a government ðŸ˜